4TH DECEMBER 2016
I’M POSTING EVERY DAY IN DECEMBER WITH THE LOW-DOWN ON MY DAY AND A PHOTO OF EACH
SILLY CUTE LITTLE CHRISTMAS THEMED DAD JOKE THAT APPEARS ON MY DAILY ADVENT CALENDAR DOORS!
I’m absolutely s h a t t e r e d tonight guys. Like, the sit-down-shower-and-close-your-eyes kind of shattered. On Sundays I don’t finish work until around 6 but tonight I stayed extra and boy, do I regret it! It’s all good though because I’m now on ‘holiday’ for two weeks!! *insert dancer lady emoji here*
Also, tonight I got roped into going to my work Christmas bash this year. Which is this Saturday. So now, when it really sinks in tomorrow after I’ve finished being hallucinatingly tired, I will no doubt regret agreeing to go. It should be fun though! The most stressful part is always the getting ready and getting there whilst keeping my hair looking half decent bit. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to let you know how it goes so you can have a laugh at my expense.
On another note – I fell flat on my backside today. In front of people. At work. Basically, I was walking along, you know – as you do. Next thing I know, I’m in the air then I’m on the floor. It was really weird; almost slow motion. Honestly, you know how in cartoons the characters always slip on a banana peel and go flying? Yeah, well, that was exactly me today. Except, instead of a banana peel… I slipped on a mopped wet floor because there was no wet floor sign. (Although I probs would have slipped anyway because I’m just a tragic gangly mess but ima just blame it on that for my own sake) It happened as I was leaving the staff toilets too. As I fell I put my hands out to save myself from completely crashing to the floor. The toilet floor. So, ya know, I’ll be religiously washing my hands down to the bone until I forget it ever happened. Germs and all that!
You’d think the embarrassment would be over after that, wouldn’t you? I did. Nope! I had to fill out an ‘accident log’ form, detailing where it hurts. I’m surprised they didn’t get me to point to the backside of a doll. The form was then handed to a fair few people to read and I’m sure they’ll have a nice little giggle at my expense.
Heeeerrres the daily advent calendar joke today folks. Surprisingly, not at my expense:
You’d think snowmen would be sick of ice though, wouldn’t you? Like how people that work in KFC say they never eat KFC even though they get it free for lunch. Whatever, I’m babbling.
So, how was your day? Any embarrassing moments lately? Even if not, make one up. Please? I’m desperate to feel better about myself.
~ Emma, the girl who will have a very sore right
bumcheek in the morning xo