BLOGMAS: FORTUNE TELLING, FOOD BABIES AND WASTED DAYS

12TH DECEMBER 2016

I’M POSTING EVERY DAY IN DECEMBER WITH THE LOW-DOWN ON MY DAY AND A PHOTO OF EACH SILLY CUTE LITTLE CHRISTMAS THEMED DAD JOKE THAT APPEARS ON MY DAILY ADVENT CALENDAR DOORS!

How’s it going guyyyys?! Bit of a disappointing one today I’m afraid. I have literally and I mean literally slept all day. I don’t know how, I don’t know why. I literally just woke up after going to sleep last night. Therefore, I have done absolutely zilch today. Although – I did just order a Chinese! So there’s that. Sincerest apologies.

What I can tell you is what I plan to get up to now that I’m probably going to have to do an all nighter until tomorrow night. Sigh. So basically, I still need to massively crack down on the Christmas present hunting. Especially since it’s secret Santa at work on Saturday and I still have absolutely no clue what to get for mine. I hate secret Santa 😦 Not to mention that you could hardly call it a ‘secret’ in my case because everyone at work know who’s got who except the actual gift receivers. What’s the point in that?! It’s very unsettling. Apart from that, I’m probs just going to keep up my binge on The O.C (I’ve put The Good Wife down for now) until I can then move on to One Tree Hill. Both of which I’ve only seen bits and pieces of in previous years and now fully intend on finishing them over and over again. I’m in love with Seth and Ryan, honestly. I’m also going to catch up on the latest episode of The Vampire Diaries! So yeah, exciting night for me guys. No… really, I’m excited.

My Chinese just got here!!!! I ordered way too much as per – what’s new? So now I need to think like a Gilmore and get it down me. My eyes are far too big for my belly. I’d take a picture but food never looks anywhere near as flattering in photos as it does in person, especially takeout food. It’s like looking at tagged photos of yourself and comparing them to the selfies you’ve taken. It’s quite cruel, really. I will tell you what I’ve ordered though: Chicken Chow Mein, Special Fried Rice, Vegetable Spring Rolls and Barbecue Spare Ribs. Visualise it instead. Wish me luck, I’m going to be in a food coma for about a week.

What I can show you is the result of my fortune cookie! Which, for some reason, I have three of… and no I did not just take a ten minute break to eat a big chunk of my Chow Mein and Spare Ribs…….. I did. I’m not sorry.

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These are actually way better than my usual fortunes. The middle one is easily my fave of the three, though.

And now I have to stuff a piece of chocolate in my mouth to provide you with this usually not worth it daily advent joke:

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I knew it. This one is especially awful. The things I do for you guys, aye?!

So , that’s it from me gang! What did you get up to today? What’s your fave takeout food? What shows are you watching right now? Let me know in the comments below and I’ll be sure to reply!

~ Emma, the girl with the MASSIVE food baby xo

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